JOKES
♫ Rainy days, keepin' the cops at bay. Entering into the fray, hope I don't get beat! Can you tell me how to get? How to get to literally any other street? ♫
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ALL JOKES ARE ORIGINAL CREATIONS OF THRILL LAND
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This supermarket is a disgrace!
The vegetable aisle doesn't even have french fries.
The vegetable aisle doesn't even have french fries.
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Waiter, there's a fly in my soup.
So what are you on a diet or something?
So what are you on a diet or something?
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What will a chicken do if it has no self-respect?
Be-fowl itself for a poultry sum!
Be-fowl itself for a poultry sum!
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ME: I could really use a break.
SAME OLD FOLKS: Which leg?
ME: No, I mean from work.
SAME OLD FOLKS: I know, I'm tryin' to help.
SAME OLD FOLKS: Which leg?
ME: No, I mean from work.
SAME OLD FOLKS: I know, I'm tryin' to help.
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TEACHER: In this class, we're going to learn how to learn.
STUDENT: Well, how do you like that? They're plannin' on quizin' us before we even get started.
STUDENT: Well, how do you like that? They're plannin' on quizin' us before we even get started.
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I don't trust sliding doors.
I find them to be a bit unhinged.
I find them to be a bit unhinged.
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What did the subatomic particle say about meeting his wife?
Fate hadron us together.
Fate hadron us together.
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Look officer, I know this is a mess, but I did absolutely nothing wrong.
The instructions on the sign clearly said "drive-thru restaurant."
The instructions on the sign clearly said "drive-thru restaurant."
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Do you want to see the exploded pigeon I fished off some power lines?
No, this is a knitting club.
I sewed it back together.
No, this is a knitting club.
I sewed it back together.
ALL JOKES ARE ORIGINAL CREATIONS OF THRILL LAND
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